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Zerophilia

TVMA (2005)

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Luke: I make out with a girl, I start turnin' into one. You gotta admit that's a little weird.

Luke: Keenan c'mere! Quick!
Keenan: What?
Luke: Well I HAD hair, man!

Luke: She's smart, funny, the way she eats ravioli with a spoon, you're like "aaahh!"

Michelle: Are you asking me out?
Luke: I'll-I'll just sit there, I won't talk

Keenan: You're gonna' have a great time with her tonight. Just be yourself... mostly.

Keenan: You mean, you're gonna' try to keep yourself from getting turned on?
Luke: Yeah.
Keenan: C'mon, Luke, you get turned on by two scoops of ice cream.

Sydney: That's the thing about the truth. It'll set you free, but first it'll really piss you off!

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